In an attempt to get Britney out of Los Angeles and away from the bad influence of Sam and Adnan, Britney’s parents are planning a limited world tour that will allow Brit some peace and quiet as well as self fulfillment. According to US Magazine sources: “Britney will be leaving the country in the next few weeks. She’ll train in privacy for a month, then go on a global tour.”

Awesome, is Las Vegas on the route?

Sarah Silverman spoke to US Weekly about her “Britney Jokes” in the last VMA awards, jokes which, allegedly, upset Britney to the point where she was not able to perform. Sarah says in the upcoming issue that “The joke that everyone was upset about — me calling the kids `adorable mistakes’ — was the most innocuous joke, it never occurred to me that would be deemed hurtful or over the line.”

She also added “I don’t want to get into feuds with girls half my age. I’m in it to be funny and not for the drama. It’s embarrassing.”

Silverman had made such “upsetting” jokes in the past two public events she performed in, once Paris Hilton was the victim and the other time it was Britney.

Do you think Silverman’s jokes were out of line?

Sean Preston is on the cover on USMAG this week. The cover, which calls, “Mommy’s Crying” addresses articles about Sean Preston and Jayden James heartbreaking birthdays this past week, Britney’s “last plea” to Kevin, and how the boys “take days” to recover from trips to Britney’s house.