The Britney-Adnan Sex Tape?

Oh no. No, no, no. Say it ain’t so. Rumor has it that Adnan Ghalib, the most notorious papparazi ever, has been shopping around for the best price for an alleged sex tape that he made with Britney Spears. According to sources, it was filmed when they slipped down to Mexico shortly before her family intervention and Britney removed everything but the infamous pink wig.

Now, keep in mind, the original source for this story? The National Enquirer. They’re not exactly known for being accurate with their hard-hitting news. But no one believes Star either, and they called it on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s twins, so you can’t rule it out entirely. Plus we all know Adnan was only in it for the exploitation value and Britney was, uh, insane may be too strong a word, but definitely not in her right mind. Who knows what was going on South of the Border. No, that’s not a euphimism though I suppose it could be.

Oh, eww.

She seems to be pulling herself together lately so I really hope this isn’t true and it’s just Adnan trying to desperately get the attention back on himself.

And if it IS true, then I hope I never accidentally see it. Imagine the Rick-rolled phenomenon with a Britney and Adnan sex tape?! My eyes bleed at the thought!

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