Britney’s Attorney Issues a Public Statement

Britney’s new attorney is getting ready for a fight and as a first step he hired a PR person, Michael Sands, who worked for team KFed till not too long ago. In an official statement on the case, he says:

“Every American has rights. Even the worst criminals, which certainly Britney is not. Even people who do not understand the intricacies of the law understand that they have rights.

The explanation of federal civil procedures are difficult for even experienced attorneys to fully appreciate, but everyone will understand that her rights are being violated. Our legal team will help Britney stand up for her rights.

Who doesn’t fear being held against their will?”

I wonder how Britney find this guy that “doesn’t normally represent celebs”. Could it possibly be the work of Sam, cooking it all in the background?