IN TOUCH Making Their Case
November 29, 2007 by Gilad
Last Wednesday, INTOUCH Weekly made up published some serious rumors about a possible Britney Spears pregnancy and relied in their article on some shady confirmation from J.R.Rotem who is, supposedly, the father. Well Rotem was pissed and Britney even considered suing the tabloid…
Today, INTOUCH went all defense trying to protect their claims by publishing pictures of supposed Blackberry text conversation by the magazine and J.R. Rotem. The pictures, taken on the 26th and the 27th read:
Nov 26:
Source: They are saying britneys pregnant and you’re the father…..
Jt Rotem: Its true
The Hard Working Law Obeying Britney Spears
November 28, 2007 by Gilad
To all the haters who enjoyed talking smack all day Britney Spears fulfilled today all her obligations as a mother, divorcee, and the women-who-has-to-support-KFed’s-broke-ass…
Seeing the urgency in completing the Pieces of Me video, Britney stayed at the studios from early yesterday morning leaving only at 6:30 AM this morning. Three hours later, Britney appeared to her court-ordered parenting class (KFed was there too) where she stayed till 1:30 PM.
All haters, what’s up now!?!
Britney’s House is a “Stinky Sty”
November 28, 2007 by Gilad
STAR’s “mole” seems to have spilled the beans about everything, from the themed sex rooms to the smell in the house.
According to the mole, the once white couches are stained from diaper changing and dog poop to the point where the entire house smells like “stinky sty”. The tabloid continues, claiming that a “court-appointed watchdog” is set to declare the place a potential “health hazard.”
“Sex Palace” in Britney’s Mansion
November 28, 2007 by Gilad
By now we can all agree that when it comes to her sex life, Britney is an animal, but this story can take one’s imagination 3 levels higher (if not more). The story was “leaked” by a STAR magazine “mole” inside Britney’s entourage/housekeepers and is featured in next week’s issue.
According to this “mole“, Britney’s “Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated “Fantasy Room” filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe.”
But wait, there’s more:
Is KFed Going Broke?!?
November 28, 2007 by Gilad
November was supposed to be KFed’s last “spousal support” check from Britney and according to reports this “#7 Influential Guy Under 45” is already struggling…
LIFE&STYLE reports in next week’s issue that:
When Kevin Federline stopped into Fry’s Electronics store in LA on Nov. 21 for some pre-Thanksgiving shopping, he ran into a little trouble. “His credit card was declined,” says a witness. “They tried it twice, then they gave it back to him.”
The tabloid adds claims that Kevin requested that his attorney head back to the courts to ask for more financial support from Britney:
Britney’s Visit to the Porn Shop
This story sounds wayyyy out there and as we learned earlier today, even the top tabloid can make up BS as they go, but either way, I had to post it for the great imagination behind it…
Well as the story goes, Britney stopped at the Hustler X-rated Store in West Hollywood last weekend at 1 a.m. and picked up a “Barely Legal” boy-shorts. She wished to try them out but the attendant “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,” which, according to a USMAG source at the scene made her “really upset.”

Britney’s “Priest” Opens Up
November 28, 2007 by Gilad
The hunky model made priest who posed with Britney for the inside artwork of Blackout spoke exclusively to OKMAG this week and the feature is set to be included in next week’s issue. The model, John Coulter, who is a 6′2″ Arizona native spoke about the “instant chemistry” and flirts taking place during the shoot, shoot that got a lot of “attention” from the Christian church recently.
“There was definitely chemistry,” said Coulter. “Those pictures were pretty tame! There were a few other crazy ones.”
According to a friend of Britney, she felt that chemistry flowing in both directions. “She was flirting with him the whole time! She asked if he had a girlfriend and what sexual position he liked… They did share a few kisses on set, for the camera — and a few that weren’t!”
Apparently, when Britney invited John back to her hotel later that night, he declined. “He said he didn’t want to get mixed up in it all,” explained the friend, alluding to stories of Britney’s bizarre behavior. “She couldn’t believe she was being turned down.”
When asked about Britney’s “trouble” Coulter himself told OK!, “She’s going through a lot, and some of it she does bring on herself.”
Britney Furious with INTOUCH
Britney Spears is apparently furious with INTOUCH who initiated the pregnancy rumor earlier today. INTOUCH has this story on the cover of its next issue along with claims that it’s been confirmed with J.R.Rotem himself.
OKMAG writes:
“She’s furious at InTouch,” a close pal of Britney reveals to OK!, referring to their item that the mother of two is expecting a child from music producer J.R. Rotem. “The story is a complete lie. She does not even see or talk to J.R., and she hasn’t had any dealings with him in months.”
“She’s thinking about suing,” explains the pal. “She’s so mad. She’s worked so hard at being a working mom and resolving legal issues. To have such a messed up lie come out like this now really angers her. She is serious about wanting to sue.”
Should Britney sue the magazine? Is it even worth the trouble?
Britney Spears Pregnancy Rumors
November 28, 2007 by Gilad
A rumor about a possible Britney Spears pregnancy has been burning through the net since this morning. According to the original story, Britney Spears got pregnant following the few night fling she had with J.R.Rotem about a month ago and that Britney told close friends that she was indeed pregnant. US WEEKLY was the first to post about this story with INTOUCH following right behind:
Britney Parody in MAD
November 28, 2007 by Gilad

the cover of December issue of MAD


