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Kevin Federlines Lives to Age 55

by Christina on September 19th, 2006

I am not sure where we file this story, from Blender Magazine, via TMZ. In an October 2006 Blender article, it is predicted that according to Kevin Federline’s habits and lifestyle, he will live until he is 55 years old.
Kevin Federline will die in 26 years, at least according to Blender magazine.

While he does get points/years for being a dancer and for not being a “shallow motherf*****”, K-Fed loses vital time for abandoning his pregnant girlfriend (Shar Jackson) for Brit. Tsk.Tsk.

Gerontologist Dr. Demko writes in the issue that “Kevin will also need the common sense to ditch the smoking, booze and drugs, which will give him 16 more years to enjoy Britney’s money and watch his four (and counting) kids grow up.”

How’s that for a slap in the face? Ouch.

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